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A-wASJDAUSDWAHTT?

Ewan: 
     Hey Mallow? O8 Who would you see me more as, John or Jake?
 Mallow Ninja: 
     Hmmmm.
     That's tough.
 Mallow Ninja: 
     I would say Jake.
     While you're kind, funny, simultaneously smart and derpy, and fairly silly...
     you are somehow a memetic sex god in your friend loop.
     Therefore, Jake.
     >8U
Ewan: 
     *Blinks and looks up at that response*
     I...
     Wha...
 Mallow Ninja: 
   >8P
   EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF MATTY.
 Ewan: 
     WHEN WAS THIS ESTABLISHED?
 Mallow Ninja: 
     WHEN I SAID IT.
     BAM.
Ewan: 
     *SCREECHES*

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inkskratches: I...

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True Story

kittansdick: So I was going to 7 Eleven to get some hot coffee, but I noticed they had a cold coffee machine so I decided to get it cold. It only filled up half the cup, so I was forced to get more ice and fill the rest of the cup with hot coffee. I was getting hot coffee but I lied and instead I got cold coffee but I lied again and got some hot coffee. And then cold coffee was mixed with...

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jinnythekisaragi: i can’t believe my school had 5 fights in one week Oh yes, I love when that happens. It’s something else when the wall next to the band hall is covered in blood. Right after they painted it. How the hell does that much come from a nose?

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Frick, I can't sleep again.

And nobody’s at the house. Keep calm brain. Keep calm you asshole. At least I have the Discord remix to listen to for the 50th time today.

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bliky: HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS YET? SONG OF...

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That moment "WheN pEOplE tyPe LikE tHis"

zwillingereich: yum-yum-itsgeorgina: Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?

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godheadcomplex: juahaa: godheadcomplex: dont watch an anime called homestuck homestuck isn’t an anime oh my god Fuck you, it’s my favorite anime.

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I really shouldn't be looking at the clock.

But I can’t stop. God, I’m such a teenager.

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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.

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Watch

pinkiepiestyle: thislightbeforeweland: leetakeuchi: This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. ^^^^^^^^^^^ I don’t even like Spongebob but I agree. I FREAKIN LOVE SONGEBOB TO THIS DAY!!!! When i was younger this scene made me cry .. So true I always love watching this especially when Patrick comes on the screen. YES! I AM SOOO FUUUCKING HAPPY RIGHT...

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